Okay. I’ll stop punching things.

After work tonight my J brought me dinner. My Thai to be exact, which is a little thai restuarant that we found not too long ago. My tounge is literally swollen because of our spicy dish that we share.


Anyways, since I don’t live with my J anymore..(interesting side note she is literally expo mark-er-ing on her eyebrows and freckles. Right. Now.)…

Here, see:and I quote “that doesn’t look real.”

I have only one thing to say to my bff since grade school: