Enjoy all the free candy (i’m looking at you, mini reese’s peanut butter cups):
Think back on the time that you wrote a whole blog post about what you were going to be for Halloween 2013 and then try and figure out why you DON’T HAVE A COSTUME:
Just needed a monocle
And shout out to my little boo, Em. Wish with all my heart I could see you tonight in Thriller.