hump day.

img_6067 I set my alarm to this, too — still hit snooze until 8:34. UGH. Just a normal day, driving down the street, seeing  your sissylongstockings on public transportation:
img_6071 Flirty:img_6078 Brb going to order 800 more himalayan salt lamps for every surface of my house:img_6088

I love you.


Yes, you.

MasterChef Junior Ep. Teux.

Saturday night’s dinner menu: pan-cooked chicken breast cooked in coconut oil + seasoned with lemon pepper, roasted gold potatoes covered in EVOO + salt + pep, boiled (ew?) broccoli seasoned with garlic salt + a little bit of ghee and sautéed mushrooms cooked in ghee with a pinch of salt with whole30 ranch + Tessemae’s bbq sauce. I’m dead.img_6007JK I’m not dead — I’m just busy taking bathroom selfies:img_6026