Things were definitely off..like for instance..

Feeling superstitious this 13th cause the full elevator I was in this am went straight to my floor without stopping. THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED

— brooke johnson (@heyyhotmess) June 13, 2014

Trends seemed weird too

I mean, who else thought it was weird that they let Litchfield inmates serve free pies via a decked out Crazy Pies food truck?

And who let all these bitches out to tour around New York?


Strange day indeed. I hope you all stayed inside and held your seances or whatever you hipsters are doing these days in peace.

B