Me thinking about giving up sugar for lent:
*and by staying in shape, I mean getting in shape
I want to do it cause it’s like, good for you ‘n stuff
Day 1 no sugar – thoughts all day
Day 2 – no words
I can’t liiiiiiive if living is without you!
(would you really? I mean, I will be ready in like, FIVE MINUTES!)
DO I? DO I, CHELSEA HANDLER? I’ll show you!
Look, even Oprah believes in me
I will make sure to keep you all posted.